I need a pair of elastic-waiste shorts for the day of surgery. I understand the reasoning for it, how it'll be easier for dressing changes, but shorts? Me? I never, ever wear shorts. I don't wear them inside, and I don't wear them outside, even if I have to carry a bucket with me to catch the sweat as it rolls off my forehead. But I will be a good girl and bring a pair of shorts to the hospital. I might even wear them. But then again, I might just look at the nurse and say, "You're not the boss of me, and you can't make me!"
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